pre-emptive laziness

*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

Stronger Together!!

dont take bird noises for granted

next time ur outside and you hear birds just think about how awesome that is and how much it would suck if they were gone

who wants to go to the aquarium with me i want to stand in cold rooms for two hours straight and look at jellyfish and maybe pet a small stingray

what is that thing

what is that thing

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

after storm

watercolor, gouache

after storm with mama

watercolor, gouache, mama

I love the mossy whale buds 😭

I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

my idiot minion ordered gender change traps for my megadungeon instead of sex change ones so now there are a bunch of adventurers wandering around physically unchanged but with wicked dysphoria

god i wish i had a superpower so i could do one singular unexplained thing in public and watch people theorize for years after. like if i could fly the first thing i would do is put on a morph suit and fly over the henday at rush hour and then never do it ever again

funniest thing about this post is how small yet dedicated the fanbase for it is. 71 notes and all of them are the same 5 people. anja's whole blog layout is dedicated to it. i feel as though this is what people mean when they say our time here isn't defined by how many lives we touch but the quality of the impact we have on a few. this joke may not have one million notes but it has changed the lives of like 5 people and that's worth more

the inherent romance of literally everything when you’re a sentimental bitch

there is no greater mystery than What Was That Deleted Video In My Youtube Playlist